Tonight, according to popular mythology, a big fat man in a red suit may be coming down your chimney with a little something for the kids.
No, not a very determined paedophile… it’s Santa Claus. But will he be visting all the neighbourhoods ? He will if James Brown has anything to do with it…
In a perfect world – well, my kind of perfect world anyway – Santa Claus would be replaced by Eartha Kitt. Can you imagine her coming down your chimney ?
I can… indeed at this time of year I imagine little else. I have a good imagination (sigh…).